A digital nomad is a remote worker who doesn’t live at a fixed residence. They normally travel around the globe to various cool locations such as Thailand and South America to soak up local culture and meet other nomads.
I’ve come to Kreuzberg, Berlin, which is quite a popular digital nomad destination.
Indeed, I’ve already met almost all the possible stereotypes – a digital nomad, startup founder and a jewellery designer.
The scene is very cool and I definitely don’t fit in!
As a result, I’ve come up with quite a few reasons why I’m possibly the worst digital nomad ever.
- I don’t really like being away from home. I find it stressful rather than exciting.
- I don’t particularly like meeting new people. I mean, they’re ok. But I like the people I already know.
- Learning how to navigate is stressful. I’m not very good at crossing the road or catching the bus at the best of times. Throw in a foreign environment and language, and I’m surprised I’m still alive.
- I don’t like eating many types of food. I’m pretty fussy and I want to know exactly what’s in my food before I touch it.
- I don’t actually like cities. In fact, my next location is going to be a village at the foot of the Yorkshire Dales, and I’m really looking forward to it.
- I’m awful at languages, with many aborted attempts to learn a second tongue. I can say a few basic words in Cantonese, German and French, and that’s it.
- I think calling yourself a digital nomad is lame. It puts the focus on the wrong parts of the experience, as you’re not actually nomadic in terms of the digital technology, since it is by its very nature, global. A nomad is simply a nomad.
However, Berlin really is a great city and I’m staying in Kreuzberg, which is where all the hipsters live.
Image: The yellow S-Bahn on in Kreuzberg
I’ve seen everything from a raver peeing in daylight to people performing in front of oncoming traffic, amazingly beautiful billboards and someone buying me a meal at a kebab shop.
Image: here’s the billboard – no idea what it’s advertising but it looks lovely.
I’ve met someone from Airbnb, eaten tons of mustard and drunk incredibly aromatic coffee.
Image: where I get my coffee on Eisenbahnstraße, staffed by pleasant hipsters
In all honesty, I’ve spent most of my time so far at the public library working on my freelance writing. It has awesome internet, especially compared to the Manchester public library (sorry, Manchester).
Image: the Kreuzberg public library
The truth is, I’m not that much of a party person these days. I have to work really hard to make sure my freelance writing career is successful. It’s not the easy ride I thought it would be.
On the other hand, I’ve still had the chance to compare two different brands of vodka, one from the fancy, trendy market where I live and the other from budget supermarket Morma.
Image: these two bottles of vodka were the same price!
This is the first instalment of the thrilling tales of my travels. More to come!